CGBG Review Podcast

The guys rent an on demand before theaters release of CBGB. Great music, historic location, but does the movie hold under all that weight? Tune in and find out.

Episode 35 - CBGB

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Review Sorta Thing?

So I had no idea it was my turn to write a review today, and I really had no idea what the fuck I was going to talk about. So I decided to just review the last movie I watched (Well, I put this on last night when I went to sleep...but that counts, right?) It just so happens to be a movie I absolutely love. Obviously, that movie is Walk Hard. YAAAAAAAAAAY!

First of all, I have to say that I love John C. Reilly. I know he's one of those actors that people sometimes shit on for being the same character in all of his movies. First of all, that's not true. Second of all, he's amazing at what he does, so back the fuck off you jerks! I'd also like to say that this movie was what basically made me fall in love with Jenna Fischer. She looks gorgeous in this movie, and I just want to cry a little inside that I'll never have a chance in the world with her.

With all that being said, I suppose I should talk about this movie. Basically, the wrong kid dies, leading to Dewey trying to be the greatest thing to ever happen in life...because his brother he just cut in half with a machete had those dreams. Makes sense, right? This leads to a Walk The Line parody/life story thing happening. It's so fucking funny. Seriously. It's hilarious. THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS. Did I mention that Jenna Fischer is really hot in this movie? I did? Well I just said it again.

That guy that sang Even Flow also has a cameo at the end of this movie, so that's cool. I don't really know what else to say about this movie. I can't even try to bring up all of the funny moments in this movie. I mean, he really wants to try some caaacaine...that was pretty great. How about that other part in this movie that was really funny?! That's like my favorite part!

To wrap this shit up, if you're dumb and haven't seen this yet, go watch it. If you have seen this movie and thought it sucked, I hate you. Seriously. I don't know why I know you. You're a terrible person who has no reason to live. End it. END IT RIGHT NOW!

Why I love South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Well I might as well say this right off the bat. I love South Park. It's probably one of, if not my favorite cartoon of all time. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are both comedic geniuses. I've been watching this show since it first came out, making me about 7 at the time. (Yeah, my parents were pretty terrible. <3) So when I first heard about this movie...I was so happy.

When I first saw this movie, I was still a little kid. Most of the jokes in the movie went WAAAAAY over my head. For example, Stan trying to find out where the clitoris is. Yeah, no normal 9 year old is going to know what the fuck that means. Yet, I still loved this movie to death. Maybe because as a kid, a movie full of songs is just something I would just love. Throw in South Park characters, and little kid me was in love.

Now later on in life when I was old enough to understand this movie, I REALLY REALLY REALLY loved this movie. I kinda knew what a clitoris is, the fact that this movie is making fun of the show and all the shit they deal with, and all of the other crazy adult humor. There is just something about this movie that makes me able to watch it at any time and not grow tired of it. I actually went to bed with this movie on last night!

The songs they wrote for this movie are not only great, but so damn memorable. Besides the fact that once you hear one of them, it's going to get stuck in your head. Plus...Metallica shows up when Kenny goes to hell and parody themselves...so fucking good. From start to finish, the songs in this movie are seriously fantastic.

They eventually did a 2 episode "sequel" to the movie in season 4, introducing Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. A solid follow up to the movie, if you ask me. I would suggest this movie to people...but seriously?! If you haven't ever seen this movie, what the fuck are you doing with your life? Why are you even reading this? You're dumb, go away.

Todd and the Book of Pure Evil

In my constant search to be entertained, it's rare that I am turn on to a new show by an animated gif. This was the animated gif that a saw.

I laughed pretty hard at that. Reading the comments imgur, I come to find out it was from Todd and the Book of Pure Evil. Once I heard the name of the show, I knew I had to check this out. So I did a quick google search and found it was on Netflix. I squealed with joy, as I often don't find what I want easily.