Seven Psychopaths Review

If you watch the trailer below first like I did, you probably won't want to watch this movie. It just does not sell the movie that well at all. Hell, I downloaded it for us to do a podcast review of it and none of us cared enough to watch it. I should have just looked at the cast and trusted at the very least Christopher Walken to entertain me. At the moment I'm broke and don't have netflix any more and most shows I watch have ended their seasons for the summer time so now I'm left with my thumb up my ass, bored out of my mind. I thought about reviewing a video game because that's all I've done aside from watch youtube videos. So today comes, and it's my day to review something, and I had no idea what to do. Finally I remembered that I have a backlog of movies saved that I haven't watched that were all potential Knight's reviews that fell through.

Movie of the Week: Sonic The Hegdehog: The Movie

Let me start with a story. For those of you who don't know, I'm a huge Sonic the Hedgehog fan. I fell in love with the character when my dad traded our Nintendo and games in and got the Sega Genesis with two games to start; Mickey Mania: The Timeless Adventures of Mickey Mouse and the original Sonic The Hedgehog. Not long after that, I got Sonic 2, Sonic 3(This as a Link To A Video Of Me Playing Sonic 3!), Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bead Machine, Sonic Spinball, Sonic and Knuckles and so on. I bought the comics and stayed up late to watch the sneak peak of the cartoon on TGIF on ABC introduced by Jaleel White (at the time I didn't make the connection that it was introduced by the guy who voiced the cartoon Sonic). I even drew pictures on Sonic and my teacher bought me stickers cuz he was on them. I was hooked, and had everything Sonic I could. And one day, at the mall with my mom, we were at the games store Babbage's and there it was. The Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie on VHS. It was $10. I but no matter how much I begged, my mom wouldn't get it for me. I was told "next time." But there was no next time. It was the last one when I was at that store the last time, and when we went back it was gone. We checked the Suncoast Videos, not there. Blockbuster video to rent it, not there. I always kept an eye out for it but I never did find it.

Years went by, the internet came into houses. And I found that I could buy it! From $18 on dvd to over $100 still sealed VHS copies. Being that I'm currently unemployed, I can't afford to buy it but I found it entirely online on youtube! Awesome. I linked it below so you can watch it too.

This is amazing. As a huge fan of Sonic, I was so excited to see that it was the same style of art from the Sonic CD anime intro and outro videos. Localisation to US edited the VHS version of the film, but the DVD and version below are unedited. Including Sonic getting hit in the balls, Tails grabbing some tits, and Sonic giving Metal Robotnik the finger. If you enjoy anime and old school OVA style stuff, you'll like this. It's over the top, silly, funny, dumb, great action, and just my childhood wrapped up into a blue ball of "Fuck Yeah."