Superbad Review/Love Fest.

Yep, I just gave Superbad 5 stars. Wanna know why I did such a thing? I fucking love this movie. I don't know if there's a person in this world that has as much of raging boner for this movie as I do. I mean, there's a fucking Bad Religion poster just randomly placed in this movie. HOW COULD I NOT LOVE IT?!!?!

See, I told you so.

So what can I say about this movie? First of all, it's up there for me as one of the best comedy films I have ever seen. I know a lot of people would say that's a bold statement and that I'm overrating the fuck out of this movie, but suck it. This is my review and I can say whatever the fuck I please. Second of all, it spawned my love for Emma Stone...oh how I love her so much.

"Bobby, will you marry me?!"

So yeah, she's pretty great. Another thing about this movie is that it's one of the few movies where Michael Cera doesn't annoy the hell out of me. Don't get me wrong, he's by no way the best part of this movie. He's actually kinda just there for me when it comes to this movie, which is better than some of the other things he has been in. I'd say the highlight of this movie has to be Seth Rogen and Bill Hader.

Seriously...so fucking good.

This movie is actually pretty heart warming when you sit back and think about it. It's a story about two best friends who are going to pretty much "break up" due to going to different schools. They're both growing up, finding their first real loves, and all that sappy shit. Which leads to absolute chaos, in the most amazing way possible. Did I mention dick pictures?! THERE ARE PLENTY OF THOSE!!

Yep.

Basically what this movie comes down to for me is this: friends growing up and trying to go from High School to being adults. Add a bunch of hilarious moments, and you get a really great movie. I would like to point out that Michael Cera's character is a way better man than I ever will be. When that Becca chick offers to give him the best blow j ever...and he turns it down because she's drunk...yeah. Don't know if I could have turned that one down.

On second thought..I know I couldn't turn that down.

Jonah Hill is great in this movie as well. Now that I think about it, he might be the true highlight for me. I just want to have a friend who is exactly like his character in this movie. He also some how bags Emma Stone in the end, lucky son of a fucking bitch. But for serious, this movie is great. If you disagree, you're dumb and your opinion really doesn't matter. So fuck off.